One of the most innovative pro wrestling moves I’ve seen in a while.

I’m back. Just got a new phone.

I’m back. Just got a new phone.

Groom

I undressed a girl the other day. Well, I guess I just told her to take her pants off. She told me she hadn’t “groomed” in a while. So I took her to PetsMart or PetSmart whatever it is.

Which got me thinking, why are males who get married called grooms? Is it cause we pretty much get our balls chopped off the moment that ring is slipped on?

Best board game OAT.

Best board game OAT.

essentialisinvisible:

Haha this happens whenever someone shows me any Youtube video.

So trū

essentialisinvisible:

Haha this happens whenever someone shows me any Youtube video.

So trū

ayanarama:

I wouldn’t normally advocate relationship-based tattoos, but oh! this is just so lovely

ayanarama:

I wouldn’t normally advocate relationship-based tattoos, but oh! this is just so lovely

I love you

I love you